CLOWN TOWN OSCAR NIGHT AWARDS

CLOWN TOWN OSCAR NIGHT AWARDS

BEST TUXEDO

Nominees:

Burgess Meredith

A real penguin

Ellen DeGeneres

Bruce Jenner

Duck Dynasty

MOST PROVACATIVE GOWN

Nominees:

Ellen DeGeneres

Caitlyn Jenner

Sylvester Stallone

MOST LIKELY NOT TO SHOW UP

Nominees:

Chris Rock

Black People

Clark Gable

Elvis

MOST LIKELY TO SHOW UP UNEXPECTEDLY

Nominees:

Chris Rock

A Bunch of White People

Elvis

Andy Kaufman

MOST CREATIVE PLASTIC SURGERY

Nominees:

Priscilla Presley

Mickey Rourke

SHORTEST SPEECH

Nominee:

Harpo Marx

BEST SPEECH

Nominee:

Harpo Marx